1/2/2024 0 Comments Top parks and rec quotes“Who hasn’t had gay thoughts?” - Ben Wyatt.“All I need to do is focus and stay calm.” - Leslie Knope.“Treat yo self.” - Donna Meagle and Tom Haverford.“Thank god my grandfather just died, so I am fluh-uh-shed with ca-ah-ash.” - Jean Ralphio.“No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me.“You have all the strengths.” - Leslie Knope.Might as well lean into it.” - Tom Haverford “I’m gonna buy some sweatpants and a Nicholas Sparks novel.“One person’s annoying is another’s inspiring and heroic.” - Leslie Knope.My Mom’s name is Tamara… she goes by Tammy.” - Ron Swanson RELATED: 19 ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Quotes As Good As “Title Of Your Sex Tape” They’re all terrible… but you have them.” - Chris Traeger I once threw beer at a swan and then it attacked my niece, Rebecca.” - Andy Dwyer When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. When they say two percent milk, I don’t know what the other 98 percent is. I don’t know who Al Gore is, and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask. I didn’t actually sell my car, I just forgot where I parked it. “I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.“There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk from all other responsibilities in our lives.” - Leslie Knope.Yeah, no, I wanna quit and never come here again.” - Mona-Lisa Saperstein “I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.” - Leslie Knope.“Put some alcohol in your mouth to block with words from coming out.” - Ron Swanson.It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.” - Andy Dwyer But if you don’t call in favors to look at women in bikinis and assign them numerical grades, what the hell do you call in favors for?” - Tom Haverford
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